NO CLOWNS, NO KINGS: A Satirical Rally Against Fascism

✨ ABOUT THE EVENT

This June 14th, as Trump marks his birthday with a military parade fit for a king (or a clown), we respond not with fear—but with fabulous resistance.

Join the Fem Democrats of North County for NO CLOWNS, NO KINGS, a people-powered rally of radical joy, theatrical satire, and defiant imagination. We’ll wear our boldest clown couture, circus regalia, and carnivalesque creativity to mock authoritarianism, reject militarized nationalism, and remind the world: we are not afraid of bullies in gold-plated crowns.

🎪 WHY CLOWNS?

Fascists fear ridicule. Clowns wield chaos. Satire is a weapon.
When power tries to make a circus out of democracy, we show up with red noses, rainbow wigs, and pointed punchlines. This is protest as performance. Resistance as revelry. No kings. No gods. No ringmasters.

👠 WHAT TO WEAR

(Don’t worry—there will be makeup stations and emergency clown noses for latecomers.)

🔥 WHAT TO EXPECT

🧯 SAFETY + SOLIDARITY

This is a peaceful rally. Come with a buddy. Respect each other. Bring water and your radical spirit.